For the record, L.A. Noire is awesome.
Graham: Kathleen, I have discovered something that requires your attention.
Graham: It's a husky, mixed with a corgi.
Kathleen: GET ME TEN. Get me a fleet to pull a tiny sled. Then make a kitten drive it, and call it FUCKING PERFECT.
lunarlovelies asked: Remedy has announced that there's going to be a "new" Alan Wake game that isn't actually a sequel. There's a lot of speculation that it'll be Zane's story. Are you excited? I'm excited.
aaronbsam asked: What was the most disgusting Iron Stomach Challenge you've participated in? Also - are there any new ISCs in the works?
Alex: This pekora is like if an onion ring was caught in a car crash.
Alex: And from its dental records they were able to determine that it was DELICIOUS.
Who is a kitty?
Kathleen: Khaavren! You're a kitty! I had a poll and we decided you were a kitty!
Kathleen: Yes, I could only poll one person—
Graham: That's not very scientific.
Kathleen: Look, I was the only one around. Do you agree he is a kitty?
Graham: Well, yes.
Kathleen: There. Khaavren! We agree you're a kitty! ...he's looking at me like I'm crazy.
Graham: You are crazy.
Kathleen: No, I'm not, I'm just talking to my baby angel kitten.
Kathleen: Okay, even I admit that was a crazy-sounding thing to say.
I fear that my future—after the nuclear apocalypse—will be me, standing with my...– Cam, on one possible future
The soundtrack to my life will be played by an exhumed Elliot Smith, performing...– Cam… well, most of him.
You don’t get to use my iPad anymore. All that giddy laughing you’re doing isn’t cute, either.
Aaaaaaand that’s why I don’t stay logged in. Still, he is an especially fuzzy cat.
joppebe asked: If you were a unicorn, which color of jelly beans would you poop?