May 2011
15 posts
WatchFor the record, L.A. Noire is awesome.
The Horgi
Graham: Kathleen, I have discovered something that requires your attention.
Kathleen: What?
Graham: It's a husky, mixed with a corgi.
Kathleen: !
Graham: Right?
Kathleen: GET ME TEN. Get me a fleet to pull a tiny sled. Then make a kitten drive it, and call it FUCKING PERFECT.
lunarlovelies asked: Remedy has announced that there's going to be a "new" Alan Wake game that isn't actually a sequel. There's a lot of speculation that it'll be Zane's story. Are you excited? I'm excited.
aaronbsam asked: What was the most disgusting Iron Stomach Challenge you've participated in? Also - are there any new ISCs in the works?
Pekoras
Alex: This pekora is like if an onion ring was caught in a car crash.
Graham: Okay.
Alex: And from its dental records they were able to determine that it was DELICIOUS.
Who is a kitty?
Kathleen: Khaavren! You're a kitty! I had a poll and we decided you were a kitty!
Graham: Really?
Kathleen: Yes, I could only poll one person—
Graham: That's not very scientific.
Kathleen: Look, I was the only one around. Do you agree he is a kitty?
Graham: Well, yes.
Kathleen: There. Khaavren! We agree you're a kitty! ...he's looking at me like I'm crazy.
Graham: You are crazy.
Kathleen: No, I'm not, I'm just talking to my baby angel kitten.
Graham: ...
Kathleen: Okay, even I admit that was a crazy-sounding thing to say.
“I fear that my future—after the nuclear apocalypse—will be me, standing with my...”
– Cam, on one possible future
“The soundtrack to my life will be played by an exhumed Elliot Smith, performing...”
– Cam… well, most of him.
Dammit Kathleen!
You don’t get to use my iPad anymore.
All that giddy laughing you’re doing isn’t cute, either.
Thanks, Kathleen.
Aaaaaaand that’s why I don’t stay logged in.
Still, he is an especially fuzzy cat.
joppebe asked: If you were a unicorn, which color of jelly beans would you poop?
