Moonbase Alpha

  1. Quote Why do I keep putting the butter away? Everything I’m making calls for it. It’s fucking great.
    Kathleen
  2. Chat

    Hold Music Blues

    COMPUTER: [PLAYING A SYNTH/SAX JAZZPERIENCE]
    Graham: Wow, this music is officially my JAM now.
    Kathleen: Oh god, it's so bad.
    Alex: Yeah, what IS this?
    Kathleen: Hold music for the EA earnings call.
    Alex: Oh you're on hold! I was wondering.
    Kathleen: Yup. The music is piped in straight from the 1980s.
    Alex: I was like, "Kathleen has way better taste in music than THIS..."
    Kathleen: It is truly the peak of 80s ambient, jazzy bullshit.
    Alex: I thought maybe you were being ironic?

    Tagged: chat, synth,
  3. Chat

    Texts with Paul

    Paul: I'm in the food court or, as the French call it, "le food courté"
    Graham: Isn't it "LA food courté"?
    Paul: It depends on what restaurants are there. If they are girly restaurants it is "la", if it is manly places like steakhouses and burger joints then it is "le"
    Graham: What if they're exceptionally girly burger joints? Like, Princess Ruffle's Fluffy Burger Castle?
    Paul: It can go either way. That is why France has Académie Française, to make those kind of tough calls.
    Graham: Truly, a merci-less job.

    Tagged: actual conversation, texts,
  4. Question Asked by youmightsaychemistry
    youmightsaychemistry:
    “Have you and Paul always been a cohesive duo, or was there ever a time when one of you was more of the sidekick?”

    We’ve pretty much always made a good team. Neither of us would be where we are now without the other.

  5. Question Asked by virulentruffian
    virulentruffian:
    “i just want to say thank you for being an inspiration, after two years of planning my friend and I finally uploaded our first comedy video.”

    That’s so wonderful to hear! Keep at it and you’ll only get better.

  6. Photo Those who missed our PAX East table in Bandland, here it is for your enjoyment.

    Those who missed our PAX East table in Bandland, here it is for your enjoyment.


    Tagged: pax,
  7. Photo A friend of mine makes beer as a hobby, and he thought he was prepared for Wrestlemania. This year’s show was worse than he’d planned.

    A friend of mine makes beer as a hobby, and he thought he was prepared for Wrestlemania. This year’s show was worse than he’d planned.


    Tagged: sketch,
  8. Photo The palm tree sets at Wrestlemania were bad enough on TV, I can’t imagine they were any good in person.

    The palm tree sets at Wrestlemania were bad enough on TV, I can’t imagine they were any good in person.


    Tagged: sketch,
  9. Photo Drawn during a MTGO draft, inspired by the chat room.

    Drawn during a MTGO draft, inspired by the chat room.


    Tagged: mtgo, sketch,
  10. Chat

    Going Away

    Kathleen: I'll miss you!
    Graham: You're only going to be gone for four days.
    Kathleen: Can we FaceTime?
    Graham: Yes.
    Kathleen: Can we Skype?
    Graham: Yes.
    Kathleen: Can I kidnap you and take you with me?
    Graham: No.
    Kathleen: You never do what I want.
    NOTE: (In case it's not clear, she was joking)
  11. Chat

    Starbucks vs Tim Hortons

    Kathleen: Are you allowed to like both Starbucks and Tim's coffee?
    Paul: Never! They are two houses, divided! One prefers their coffee burnt, the other prefers theirs bland. There's probably a third house that actually enjoys coffee.
  12. Question Asked by mysticism-and-hats
    mysticism-and-hats:
    “Graham, I have to ask; what are the lrr crew's character classes, races, and alignments? I must know!”

    I know what you mean with this question, but I’m going to answer with what we’re actually playing in a current D&D game:

    • Graham: Human, Cleric, CG
    • Paul: Dwarf, Fighter, CG
    • James: Dwarf, Fighter, CG (they’re bros)
    • Tally: Elf, Rogue, ??
    • Kathleen: Elf, Wizard, CG

    We’ve always leaned towards Chaotic Good, because it’s more fun.

  13. Question Asked by stellaphent
    stellaphent:
    “1. Why are we not friends?! 2. Fact: You are my brother-in-law's Canadian twin.”

    1. No idea. Sup?

    2. That’s actually my superpower. I am The Canadian Twin™ (…we trademark superpowers in Canada… it’s a federal policy thing)

  14. Question Asked by advertcynic
    advertcynic:
    “You inspired me to take a creer in acting and im now on a degree and doing comedy sets at my local pub. I'm just now starting to write reveiws and I do owe 95% of my fantastic life now to you guys. My question is have you ever been told any huuuge success stories atributed to you guys?”

    That’s so great! Thank you so much!

    I know we’ve inspired a few folks to start making videos, and it’s the most amazing feeling. Keep at it!

  15. Quote Bitches don’t know ‘bout my tacit support for a culture of male privilege based on systemic sexism.
    Cam
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