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Why do I keep putting the butter away? Everything I’m making calls for it. It’s fucking great.
Kathleen
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Hold Music Blues
| COMPUTER: |
[PLAYING A SYNTH/SAX JAZZPERIENCE]
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| Graham: |
Wow, this music is officially my JAM now.
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| Kathleen: |
Oh god, it's so bad.
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| Alex: |
Yeah, what IS this?
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| Kathleen: |
Hold music for the EA earnings call.
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| Alex: |
Oh you're on hold! I was wondering.
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| Kathleen: |
Yup. The music is piped in straight from the 1980s.
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| Alex: |
I was like, "Kathleen has way better taste in music than THIS..."
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| Kathleen: |
It is truly the peak of 80s ambient, jazzy bullshit.
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| Alex: |
I thought maybe you were being ironic? |
Tagged:
chat,
synth,
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Texts with Paul
| Paul: |
I'm in the food court or, as the French call it, "le food courté"
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| Graham: |
Isn't it "LA food courté"?
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| Paul: |
It depends on what restaurants are there. If they are girly restaurants it is "la", if it is manly places like steakhouses and burger joints then it is "le"
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| Graham: |
What if they're exceptionally girly burger joints? Like, Princess Ruffle's Fluffy Burger Castle?
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| Paul: |
It can go either way. That is why France has Académie Française, to make those kind of tough calls.
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| Graham: |
Truly, a merci-less job. |
Tagged:
actual conversation,
texts,
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youmightsaychemistry: “Have you and Paul always been a cohesive duo, or was there ever a time when one of you was more of the sidekick?”
We’ve pretty much always made a good team. Neither of us would be where we are now without the other.
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virulentruffian: “i just want to say thank you for being an inspiration, after two years of planning my friend and I finally uploaded our first comedy video.”
That’s so wonderful to hear! Keep at it and you’ll only get better.
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Those who missed our PAX East table in Bandland, here it is for your enjoyment.
Tagged:
pax,
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A friend of mine makes beer as a hobby, and he thought he was prepared for Wrestlemania. This year’s show was worse than he’d planned.
Tagged:
sketch,
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The palm tree sets at Wrestlemania were bad enough on TV, I can’t imagine they were any good in person.
Tagged:
sketch,
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Drawn during a MTGO draft, inspired by the chat room.
Tagged:
mtgo,
sketch,
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Going Away
| Kathleen: |
I'll miss you!
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| Graham: |
You're only going to be gone for four days.
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| Kathleen: |
Can we FaceTime?
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| Graham: |
Yes.
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| Kathleen: |
Can we Skype?
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| Graham: |
Yes.
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| Kathleen: |
Can I kidnap you and take you with me?
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| Graham: |
No.
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| Kathleen: |
You never do what I want.
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| NOTE: |
(In case it's not clear, she was joking) |
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Starbucks vs Tim Hortons
| Kathleen: |
Are you allowed to like both Starbucks and Tim's coffee? |
| Paul: |
Never! They are two houses, divided! One prefers their coffee burnt, the other prefers theirs bland. There's probably a third house that actually enjoys coffee. |
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mysticism-and-hats: “Graham, I have to ask; what are the lrr crew's character classes, races, and alignments? I must know!”
I know what you mean with this question, but I’m going to answer with what we’re actually playing in a current D&D game:
- Graham: Human, Cleric, CG
- Paul: Dwarf, Fighter, CG
- James: Dwarf, Fighter, CG (they’re bros)
- Tally: Elf, Rogue, ??
- Kathleen: Elf, Wizard, CG
We’ve always leaned towards Chaotic Good, because it’s more fun.
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stellaphent: “1. Why are we not friends?! 2. Fact: You are my brother-in-law's Canadian twin.”
1. No idea. Sup?
2. That’s actually my superpower. I am The Canadian Twin™ (…we trademark superpowers in Canada… it’s a federal policy thing)
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advertcynic: “You inspired me to take a creer in acting and im now on a degree and doing comedy sets at my local pub. I'm just now starting to write reveiws and I do owe 95% of my fantastic life now to you guys. My question is have you ever been told any huuuge success stories atributed to you guys?”
That’s so great! Thank you so much!
I know we’ve inspired a few folks to start making videos, and it’s the most amazing feeling. Keep at it!
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Bitches don’t know ‘bout my tacit support for a culture of male privilege based on systemic sexism.
Cam
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